Apr 14, 2026
I had holes in my hand! Now they're gone.
Mar 24, 2026
Written by my Inner Teen
Mar 9, 2026
It's almost 70 degrees and I have the ZOOMIES
Mar 2, 2026
Remember ME? Remember DEATH?
Jan 30, 2026
I'm asking you to leave Substack and talk about politics
Jan 16, 2026
You aren't ugly; it's just January
Jan 9, 2026
It's a song recommendation + me saying "check back next week"
Dec 19, 2025
Planes—PLANES!—and automobiles
Dec 12, 2025
WHERE ARE YOU RICKY???
Dec 5, 2025
Imagine Bob Odenkirk is reading you this email