Hello!!!!! No real newsletter today because I am in a car, on the way to a cottage in the woods, to do Little Women Stuff. What does that mean? My friends and I are wearing skirts and we’re gonna make beds, THAT’S WHAT.
But. I do have two things to promote. So! I’ll do that now. Next weekend is fun and exciting in a different way from this weekend!
POETRY!!!!!
[Katy Perry voice] Next Friday night [end Katy Perry voice], I am part of the Imaginary Elegies reading series at Pete’s Candy Store in Brooklyn. I’ll be reading poems that are in the current edition of Reporter Quarterly…and some from the NEXT edition of RQ!!! Ooooh. Exclusive. Friday! 7PM!
COMEDY!!!!
Next Saturday, 9PM at The Pit, I’m making my debut on the sketch show BRAGGING RIGHTS! A group of actors (that’s me) are randomly drafted into two teams. We will perform sketches and BATTLE for LAUGHS, then the audience and special guest judges will vote on which team was the funniest. Come laugh at me! I would love to win but it’s also just an honor to be nominated! Go, red team, go!
Okay!!!!! Thank you!!!! Farewell!!!!! I love you! More soon!!!!