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Here's What I Learned From Running an All-Women Comedy Show in Arizona

Feb 19, 2025

Five bits of wisdom, 40% are about HATERS

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The leap is more important than the faith

Aug 21, 2024

Happy New York Anniversary to me

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The Ten Best Days of the Year (2023)

Jan 12, 2024

Some years, the world changes; some years, you do

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10 Things I'm Glad I Didn't Buy in 2023

Jan 5, 2024

Or, WIDNBLY (what I did not buy last year)

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What your Spotify Wrapped says about you, if you're me

Nov 30, 2023

Eight years of bad taste and counting!

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Solicited Advice #2

Nov 16, 2023

Skip school, steal cars, can't lose

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Monday Poetry Post: Ode to Not Writing My Novel

Oct 30, 2023

Procrastination level: expert (looking up grad school applications)

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Solicited Advice #1

Oct 12, 2023

Five strategies to be consistent, some of the time

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I Don't Feel Bad About My Feet

Aug 1, 2023

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mom Toe #5

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Maybe Barbie is Not For You

Jul 25, 2023

A review of a movie and also some thoughts about expectations

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Everything I Learned About Fashion and New York City by Temping at Marc Jacobs

Jul 18, 2023

Not my first NYC job and certainly not my last

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Reginaology

Jul 11, 2023

I'm just another song on the jukebox

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List: Six Times I Totally Bombed

Jun 27, 2023

More than half of them are auditions!

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According to Plan

Jun 20, 2023

THIS is the planner that will fix my life

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The Signs Were There

Jun 13, 2023

PLEASE DO NOT ENTER (unless you need to cry in private)

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The Machine

Jun 6, 2023

A brief, lyric essay about poetry

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You Should Read Stoner

May 30, 2023

Trust me on this one

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The Memorial Day Poetry Post: So You Want to Take a Workshop

May 29, 2023

Just a list of resources!

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I'm a Bad Swiftie and So Can You

May 23, 2023

On eras in review, errors in judgment, TicketMaster and Taydar

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Everything I Know About Beauty (And Some Guesses)

May 16, 2023

I'm just doing it for the love of the game!

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Everyone Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt

May 9, 2023

Just put on some eyeliner and do dumb stuff with your hair, man

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The Fear of Flying

Apr 25, 2023

I'm not a murder documentary person, I'm a catastrophic flight simulation person

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Give It All Away

Apr 23, 2023

Writing lessons from Santa Claus and company

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Happy, From Dallas

Apr 18, 2023

The first time I did karaoke (spoiler: I cried a lot)

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My Body Is a Temple (But I'm a Nonbeliever)

Apr 4, 2023

On trading body positivity for body agnosticism

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